SHORT CABLES FOR YOUR SCHIIT
PYST was the god of drinking in Norse mythology. He’d be much better-known if he wasn’t getting schiit-faced all the time. Or, well, not really. PYST stands for Put Your Schiit Together, a set of short cables that make stacking your DAC and amp easy.
Beyond Just Technology: SuperUltraHyperTechnology PYST cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtaniumâ„¢ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universeâ„¢ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnectâ„¢ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Fieldâ„¢ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCapâ„¢, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometryâ„¢ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality.
Or, er, well . . . again, no. These are nice, high-quality cables, with solid, reliable connectors. And they’re short. And not too expensive. That’s it. Hope you like them!